Silly Southern Snake Stories

A collection of highly improbable stories about animals.

An unearthly YEOWLLL rends my eardrums. My own sleep starved brain refuses to respond to that sound, but like long unwashed fingernails scraping against a mathematicians blackboard, I cannot escape it.
YEOWLLLLLLL!!!! My back teeth begin a little cha, cha, cha, and not in a good way.
That damn cat… the damn cat is in heat….. again!
I drag myself from the bed, one red eye blinking open of its own volition, and my first thought is: Does anyone have a snubnosed .38?

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